{"id":54,"date":"2015-01-21T14:26:37","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T14:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.curiouslylocal.com\/?p=54"},"modified":"2015-01-21T14:26:37","modified_gmt":"2015-01-21T14:26:37","slug":"fractal-38-falling-down-drunk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.curiouslylocal.com\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"Fractal #38: Falling down drunk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fractal #38: Falling down drunk<br \/>\nSunday night freezing rain slicked the streets and in my headlights a man my age lay on his side, legs splayed. Joan helped him stand and as he wobbled, bent in pain, I said &#8220;You&#8217;re drunk.&#8221; He agreed. We put him in the car and drove the neighborhood for ten minutes looking for his house. &#8220;You are wonderful,&#8221; he said. &#8220;You&#8217;ve done way more than you should.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fractal #38: Falling down drunk Sunday night freezing rain slicked the streets and in my headlights a man my age lay on his side, legs splayed. Joan helped him stand and as he wobbled, bent in pain, I said &#8220;You&#8217;re drunk.&#8221; He agreed. We put him in the car and drove the neighborhood for ten &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.curiouslylocal.com\/?p=54\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fractal #38: Falling down drunk<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.curiouslylocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.curiouslylocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.curiouslylocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.curiouslylocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.curiouslylocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.curiouslylocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55,"href":"https:\/\/blog.curiouslylocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions\/55"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.curiouslylocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.curiouslylocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.curiouslylocal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}